tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
whenever someone accidentally touches my butt and they end up being really hot
Me when I’m the next one to present in class
when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class